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As you walk in, a cloud of smoke makes your eyes water. The tiny restaurant has a strong smell of rum, whiskey, ciggattes and food. Suddenly you hear a random voice that says, "Ello Puppets. Welcome to Pirates Palace. Please, come in, find a seat, and order something to eat and/or drink. We have a full menu, and your waitress Emma will be with you shortly."


There are tables and chairs all over the place. A rather large man from behind the counter says: "Find yerself a seat and some one will be with ya in a min...." you look around for a second, and then spot a seat,and slowly walk over, and sit down.


A woman with long raven dark curls walks up to you. She flashes you a smile, as she tucks a bit of her hair behind her ear. She reaches into one of her pockets, and hands you a folded slip of paper. You take the paper, and look at it, for a minute.


You turn your attention to her, a confused look on your face. The woman giggles, and then speaks, "My names Emma, and thats your Menu When your ready to order, just let me know."


On the back of the Menu you notice a strange script. After staring at it for a few minutes, you realise that it says Our Wonderful Staff













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2005-12-10 [Shooting Star Shadow]: peeves is hot just becuz he's nutz, and not what i ment

2005-12-10 [nokaredes]: ;P

2005-12-10 [Shooting Star Shadow]: your evil

2005-12-10 [nokaredes]: I know.

2005-12-10 [Shooting Star Shadow]: hehe

2005-12-10 [Bookwyrm]: lol Ahahahahahaha

2005-12-13 [nokaredes]: you peoples suck...you need to comment more LOL

2005-12-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yes they suck something alright

2005-12-13 [Bookwyrm]: Yes I do! -shifty eyes- But I'm okay with that...and nobody else has complained...muwahaha...

2005-12-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: lol nice and lets keep what you suck to a need to know basis

2005-12-13 [Bookwyrm]: lol I never stated anything conspicuous! Just because I'm a little bit sex-ual with my mates doesn't mean I'm a whore. Which I am not...unless you pay me a humongous amount of money...and usually I'm worth more than whatever you offer so I've never been sold w00t w00t.

2005-12-13 [Bookwyrm]: Just kidding. I'm such a bitch when I'm drunk. Muwahaha.

2005-12-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: so ur plastered right now?

2005-12-13 [Bookwyrm]: lol not really. It's just my doctor put me on this prescription cough med. and it's coveted by druggies, sort of narcotic-like so yeah...I'm sort of >.< right now Muwahaha...blah-ha...

2005-12-13 [nokaredes]: my friend's brother is always offering me $5 for a blow job LOL

2005-12-13 [sita14]: Okay...That's...Interesting...*cough cough*

2005-12-13 [nokaredes]: O_o

2005-12-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: interesting and some odd

2005-12-14 [Bookwyrm]: Well...-rocks on the heels of her feet- Alrighty then...lol!

2005-12-14 [the loved wolf]: hi everyone i'm back!!!!

2005-12-14 [sita14]: *watches [Bookwyrm] hoping you fall over*

2005-12-14 [Dark Erk]: *runs out and tackles Michelle and Panda*

2005-12-15 [Shooting Star Shadow]: nice 10 points

2005-12-15 [Bookwyrm]: Muwa!? -falls over after being tackled- ahahahaha! -lets out a big, boisterous laugh, surprising for her minute form- I haff been glomp-ed!

2005-12-15 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yes, yes you have

2005-12-15 [Bookwyrm]: Muwahahaha ^-^ w00t. I feel lov-ed. ^-^

2005-12-15 [sita14]: *laughs* I was hoping You'd fall!!!!

2005-12-15 [Shooting Star Shadow]: lol

2005-12-15 [Bookwyrm]: -grins- I am the biggest clutz this world has ever produced. Trust me. I was fated to fall hahahahahaha.

2005-12-15 [Shooting Star Shadow]: lol nice thing to be fated

2005-12-16 [Bookwyrm]: Ahahahahaha Yeah...I know >.<

2005-12-16 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yeah better then what i am fated with

2005-12-16 [Bookwyrm]: ?

2005-12-16 [Shooting Star Shadow]: i am fated with the fact that i can read people better then books

2005-12-16 [Dark Erk]: *clings to Panda, then points out he's naked. Then pulls Michelle into the cuddling as well*

2005-12-16 [Bookwyrm]: Muwahahahahaha. I'm being cuddled by a naked madman. A dream come true. Muwa.

2005-12-17 [Shooting Star Shadow]: lucky you

2005-12-17 [Bookwyrm]: lol it was a joke. What's up, anyway? You've seemed kind of upset lately...I mean. I don't know you that well, but yeah...Is there something you need to talk about?

2005-12-17 [Shooting Star Shadow]: just sick to my stomach most of the time and just alot of shit is hitting me hard

2005-12-17 [Bookwyrm]: -nods- I understand. Although I haven't been sick at my stomach...I've been sick with bronchitis. >.< You sure you don't want to talk about it?

2005-12-17 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yeah im sure it's just normaly stupid crap

2005-12-18 [Bookwyrm]: -nods- I understand -small grin- However the stupid crap is usually the worst >.< ahah.

2005-12-18 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yes it is the worst but it is stupid becuz it's almost 18 years old

2005-12-18 [Bookwyrm]: Ahah...now you see, you realize you can't just leave it at that hon.

2005-12-18 [Bookwyrm]: Oh and I have a question about the menu...exactly what kind of blood are you selling, because if it's anything below human or pig's blood I'll have to report this place for poisoning people ahaha as if the food isn't dangerous enough...

2005-12-18 [Shooting Star Shadow]: it's full human or at least should be

2005-12-18 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha good. Can I order a pint then?

2005-12-18 [Shooting Star Shadow]: i don't work here, just help yourself i guess

2005-12-18 [Kiche]: *brings Panda Paramour a pint of fresh human blood*

2005-12-18 [Shooting Star Shadow]: lolol

2005-12-19 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha why thank you, -sniffs it experimentally, then takes a large mouthful...savoring it's coppery flavor- Ahhh still warm, lovely. Anyway, so is this eighteen year old problem male?

2005-12-19 [Bookwyrm]: Oh yes -pays Kiche the money owed, adding a dollar for a tip- Thank you very much. ^_^

2005-12-19 [Bookwyrm]: Oh and guys, I made a new banner but [Angelic nightmares] hasn't been on in a while so I'll post it below the other banners. I hope ya'll like it.

2005-12-19 [Shooting Star Shadow]: not 18 but at least it is close -pulls out a jug and opens it up and drinks some- this is better then that but a little to strong for anyone else

2005-12-19 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha there's no better drink than fresh blood. -orders another pint, putting more money on the table, nodding to Angel- Still didn't quite answer mai question -winks-

2005-12-19 [the loved wolf]: hi people

2005-12-19 [sita14]: *starts freezing everyone*

2005-12-19 [Dark Erk]: *Lifts an eyebrow* I just remembered. Michelle's computer's fucked. So, if you have anything to add, let me know ok?

2005-12-20 [Kiche]: *nods smiling, and stuffs the dollar in her pocket, she puts the rest in the cash register.*

2005-12-20 [Kiche]: *brings panda another pint*

2005-12-20 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha thanks for the update. -grins, taking a sip of her refilled drink- 'Ello [the loved wolf], so how are things people? It's been so quiet around here.

2005-12-20 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha thanks for the update. -grins, taking a sip of her refilled drink- 'Ello [the loved wolf], so how are things people? It's been so quiet around here.

2005-12-20 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yessum

2005-12-21 [Bookwyrm]: Ahahaha...I didn't know I was a 'sum'...muwahaha...awesomeness.

2005-12-22 [Shooting Star Shadow]: nah i just felt like saying it

2005-12-22 [Bookwyrm]: Damn -small whimper- I'm no longer a 'sum'...ah well...life moves on...and I'm still a Panda...and a Paramour muwahahahahaha...

2005-12-22 [sita14]: Okay...New topic...

2005-12-22 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha aren't you a sweet little person -pets head- Ah well...I just got laid...so it doesn't matter -sticks tongue out, leaning back in her chair provocatively and sipping on a pint of blood- So kiss my ass, I'm not working tonight ahahaha too busy.

2005-12-23 [the loved wolf]: hey Panda whats up??

2005-12-23 [Bookwyrm]: 'Alo ^-^ Not much, just looking for something to do...

2005-12-27 [Dark Erk]: *prods Panda-ness*

2005-12-27 [Bookwyrm]: Happy Birthday to me...happy birthday to me...tomorrow I get la-aid happy birthday to me. Oh yeah...and tomorrow I get an engagement ring -does happy dance- But he says I can still work here...so I love you all too!

2005-12-27 [Bookwyrm]: -prods that which "Erk"'s her- muwahaha...I'm so lame.

2005-12-27 [Bookwyrm]: Oh and everyone luvvle the panda pimpette-ness/pirate-ness/paramour-ness/okay I'm done-ness.

2005-12-27 [nokaredes]: Your birthday is three days after mine :P

2005-12-28 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha happy belated birthday.

2005-12-28 [nokaredes]: ...back at you...

2005-12-28 [Bookwyrm]: ahah.

2005-12-29 [the loved wolf]: happy belated birthday panda

2005-12-30 [Shooting Star Shadow]: oi alot of random nonsense here as of late

2005-12-30 [the loved wolf]: koolness

2005-12-30 [Bookwyrm]: Of course. Randomness...'tis a great thing of life is it not? -grins- And nonsense...well it's just...o.o luvvle the nonsense...luvvle it! o.o

2005-12-30 [nokaredes]: <3

2005-12-30 [the loved wolf]: oh wow

2005-12-30 [Bookwyrm]: Oh oh oh! And thank you for the happy belated birthdayness [the loved wolf] -grins- Much appreciated! o.o Cookies and Squiggles man...cookies and squiggles...

2005-12-31 [Shooting Star Shadow]: ?

2005-12-31 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha I don't think you want to know...but a squiggle is a deranged, rabies-infected squirrel...at least...that's what I think a squiggle is...muwahaha...oh and nobody take my squiggle idea!! o.O Squiggles and Squee! And as far as cookies go...they're just awesome...

2005-12-31 [Shooting Star Shadow]: uim squee is being used by alot of other peoples

2005-12-31 [Bookwyrm]: Squee is a comic book. That's why.

2005-12-31 [Bookwyrm]: And I'm not going to let what other people are saying dictate what I say...I am long since past that. At first it was a thirst for acceptance, then a thirst for rejection...now I am myself, and if other people are saying it let them...it's a fad so what, I'm not going to let that change what I do, say, or think. -shrugs- I'm over that.

2005-12-31 [Shooting Star Shadow]: ah see im to dense to relieze anything

2006-01-01 [Bookwyrm]: Muwahaha. I'm lightheaded...so I can realize a lot ahahahahahaha...I'm so lame! ^-^

2006-01-01 [Shooting Star Shadow]: nah your fine

2006-01-01 [Bookwyrm]: Ahah. I'll be lame if I want to be muwahaha.

2006-01-01 [Shooting Star Shadow]: alright then be a lame duck and then see if anyone wants the bed room to be exciting

2006-01-01 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha...I'm not quite sure I got that...but may I state that this was an absolutely wonderful New Years' Eve...with any luck I'll have battle bruises ^-^ -grins evilly- Wonderful wonderful new years' eve...

2006-01-01 [Shooting Star Shadow]: battle bruises are nice and if i am thinking on the right wrong track someone else got something tonight?!?

2006-01-01 [Bookwyrm]: Ahahahaha -grins- What can I say? I love my man very much -grins-

2006-01-01 [la vie lemon]: Can I be a chef...?

2006-01-01 [nokaredes]: ...probably...

2006-01-01 [Dark Erk]: Oh! Happy belated *sneeze, sniff* Birthday to you Panda.*snugs and hugs*

2006-01-01 [Shooting Star Shadow]: yeah Panda better love you man

2006-01-01 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha -hugs Dark Erk- Thank you! -hands you a hankey- What Angel?

2006-01-02 [Shooting Star Shadow]: i don't know wow i am out of it when i wrong that

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: Ahahaha -blows up something random with her blown glass ball bomb...- Muwahahahahahahahaha...

2006-01-02 [Dark Erk]: *throws a water balloon at Panda and grins, diving behind a couch*

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -gasps- Just because I'm wearing a white teddy DOES NOT mean you can drench me in water! -shakes herself attractively to rid herself of excess water- Now you're going to pay for that -lights thirteen of each of her bombs, including bamboo dynamite, glass bombs with exploding shrapnel, and Chinese Black and White's aflame and stands behind them, grinning micheviously- Run...

2006-01-02 [Dark Erk]: *Rolls his eyes* Please. *Both his hands erupt into flames and thirteen fireballs rise above them, Panda's bombs hovering higher than usual as he smirks*

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -rolls eyes- Fine...-places hands together and water erupts from them, extinguishing his flames-

2006-01-02 [Dark Erk]: *sighs softly then smirks sending electricity back through the water, electrocuting her*

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: Oooo -giggles- I like that. -generates her own flow of electricity, shocking herself considerably.-

2006-01-02 [Dark Erk]: *smirks and closes his eyes, black flames exploding around his body, his shirt burning and falling to the ground*

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: Hey I'm still wet from the water balloon buddy...-giggles, still electrocuting herself- Now if only I had a whip...oh yeah! -grabs her whip-

2006-01-02 [Shooting Star Shadow]: be nice or i'll fry you both

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -cracks her whip- I may just like it. And I am being nice...very nice...-grabs her handcuffs as well...in fact just goes to her cubby and pulls out just about everything in there...-

2006-01-02 [Shooting Star Shadow]: dang girl

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: Muwahaha you don't want to know what I have in here...Oh hey! There's my bottle of rum spiked blood! -pops the cork from the bottle and begins drinking deeply- Ahaha so how's everyone this evening?

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -appears in a dark corner with a bottle 1/2 full of rum-

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -majorly glomps [Angelic nightmares] huggling her all happily - YAY I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING MUCH!!!

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -hugs Panda back just as happily- I bloody missed you too mate. Happy late Birthday. Sorry I missed it

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -dances happily in her still wet, white teddy- Ahahaha ^-^ I'm so glad to have you back. And thank you ^-^ Don't be sorry, I spent most of it out of the house anyway ^-^

2006-01-02 [nokaredes]: ...what about me? @_@

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -pulls Socks into a hug and lightly kisses her cheek- I missed all of you!

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -orders a round of drinks for everyone and shoves money into the register- Pick your drinks and guzzle 'em down mates! Happy Birthday to everyone ahahahaha lol and a warm welcome back to our friend and Captain [Angelic nightmares]!!

2006-01-02 [KnightAngel]: *smiles and takes a eggnog without alcohol and salutes* Happy new year :P

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: Awww, -takes her bottle of rum-spiked blood and takes a large swig- Happy New Year!

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -nods at socks and panda and smiles- Ish good to be back home! -slouches back into a chair and drinks from a bottle of rum-

2006-01-02 [nokaredes]: XD *plays with her presents in a corner*

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -sits up- I almost forgot! -hands everyone a small coloured box- its a special girl. Once you open it, you can make a wish for any one item. and its yours.

2006-01-02 [nokaredes]: neato :D

2006-01-02 [KnightAngel]: *smiles and opens and wishes then hands midnite a 110cm big teddy* Happy new year and merry christmas even if it's a bit late ^^'

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -smiles and cuddles the teddy- Thanks Eli! -hugs him tightly- Merry Christmas and happy New year to you too

2006-01-02 [KnightAngel]: *hug hugs back* your welcome ^_^

2006-01-02 [someelf]: Nawww :3 Cwute ^^

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -hugs Eloise also-

2006-01-02 [someelf]: ^_^ nawww *huggles back ^^ *

2006-01-02 [nokaredes]: *gifts midnite a shiny necklace*

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -puts on the necklace and smiles, then frowns wishing Devin were here-

2006-01-02 [Dark Erk]: *falls through the door* OW!

2006-01-02 [Angelic nightmares]: -turns and sees him, then grins-

2006-01-02 [Bookwyrm]: -hands [Angelic nightmares] the same kind of box and scratches head while smiling- Funny mate...guess we got eachother the same thing -grins, opening hers gingerly, looking inside...stares blankly and then closes box- Thank you...^-^ Merry Christmas/Happy Yule/Happy Birthday/Happy New Year/Happy Ha...I don't know how to spell that one/Happy Kwanzaa...and whatever else there may be...happy/merry that too.

2006-01-03 [Angelic nightmares]: -pulls Panda into a hug while laughing- All I want I got already mate. A loving boyfriend, and a best friend who always puts a smile on my face!

2006-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: Muwahahaha -pokeths Michelle- Well I gots it for you anyways...but if you won't open it....-grabs the box...opens it and an extravagant diamond, ruby, and emerald necklace slowly unravels as she pulls it from the box- There. Merry Christmas/Happy Yule ahahahaha!

2006-01-03 [Angelic nightmares]: -smiles slightly- I need some advice......but I can't talk about it here....I'll send it to you in a message......

2006-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: Okay. Go ahead sweets ^-^

2006-01-03 [Angelic nightmares]: Sent the message......i'm So confused.....and I honestly dont know what to do about it.......

2006-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -frowns- That's a really crappy situation hon...>.<

2006-01-03 [Angelic nightmares]: -her eyes start to fill up with tears- Yeah I know.........-sighs- I need a drink........-grabs a bottle of rum and drowns her sorrows-

2006-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: -makes you a huge bowl of your favorite icecream and puts a selection of toppings in front of the bowl...places a giant golden spoon (yes...it does make the ice cream taste better I learned that from food network) in the bowl- This always makes me feel better...or makes me throw up...either way...-small smile-

2006-01-03 [Angelic nightmares]: -slowly takes the bowl of moose tracks and smiles slightly- Thanks....... -hands you a spoon- I can't eat all this by myself hun, want to help me?.

2006-01-03 [Bookwyrm]: !! I LOVE MOOSE TRACKS!! -glomps you and then sits up and takes her golden spoon and takes a bite- You...kick...ass. Ahahaha -grins-

2006-01-03 [Angelic nightmares]: I kick ass? Wow. Well, there are a few I wouldn't mind kicking, but besides the point. -looks at you grinning and helps to eat the ice cream-

2006-01-04 [KnightAngel]: *wonders what moose tracks is but just smiles and nods like if he understood*

2006-01-04 [Angelic nightmares]: Moose tracks, is either vanilla or chocolate ice cream, with tiny peanut butter cups, and swirls of chocolate fudge.

2006-01-04 [Dark Erk]: *lifts an eyebrow and laughs to himself, lightly leaning his head against the wall*

2006-01-04 [Angelic nightmares]: -runs up to Dev and hugs him tightly knocking them both down-

2006-01-04 [Dark Erk]: O_O *ish hugged and tackled* Hey. ^_^

2006-01-04 [Angelic nightmares]: Hi! -giggles- Umm, baby? -looks at him then looks down- I'm really sorry about last night. Making you think I was leaving I mean. Your my world, you should know I wouldn't leave unless you broke that one promise, and even then, I'm not sure if I'd leave or stay and just not talk to you.

2006-01-04 [Dark Erk]: *laughs softly and smiles gently* It's ok sweetheart. Crap happens ya know? I totally understand.

2006-01-04 [Angelic nightmares]: -she kisses him, then drags him to his office- ya'lls might not want to come in here

2006-01-04 [Dark Erk]: *laughs as he's dragged into the office*

2006-01-05 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha...people are funneh >.< Elftown was down WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long >.<

2006-01-05 [Angelic nightmares]: -pokes her head out- ET was down?

2006-01-06 [Bookwyrm]: Apparentally not >.< For some reason it only said that on my computer! >.<

2006-01-06 [Angelic nightmares]: ~.~" Dumb computers.

2006-01-07 [Bookwyrm]: Ish >.< Oh guess what I may be going to DeVry ^-^ Yays! ::throws a sexy parteh::

2006-01-07 [Angelic nightmares]: O.o what

2006-01-07 [Angelic nightmares]: O.o whats that?

2006-01-08 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha it's a technological college ^-^ I'll be getting a degree in Game Programming if I go ^-^

2006-01-08 [Angelic nightmares]: Woot! Congradulations!

2006-01-09 [Bookwyrm]: Ahahah thankees ^-^ But I have to move to Houston if I want to go...but I shouldn't be moving (if I get in) for a few months.

2006-01-09 [Angelic nightmares]: Oh......you'd still be about to get on ET right?

2006-01-10 [Bookwyrm]: Of course ^-^ I wouldn't leave my bestest friends! Of course...you're leaving ::sniffle::

2006-01-10 [Angelic nightmares]: -frowns- About that, i'll be getting on like once or twoce a week to check on wikis. I just can't deal with Marys shit.

2006-01-10 [nokaredes]: I have your addy now...bwahaha! I shall stalk you! ...or at least mail you stuff. *shifty eyes*

2006-01-10 [Angelic nightmares]: Otay. I'll mail you stuff too

2006-01-10 [sita14]: Did everyone have a good Christmas?

2006-01-10 [Angelic nightmares]: Mine could have been better. but it was alright.

2006-01-10 [sita14]: That's good. About the same with me.

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: Mine was good untill my father fucked it up ^^'

2006-01-10 [someelf]: as useal >.>

2006-01-10 [Angelic nightmares]: Sorry Eli

2006-01-10 [sita14]: That's why mine wasn't so great. He left for 3 days to Arizona last week though...It was so peaceful...*dreams*

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: Yeah okay new years it was okay o.o Just missed my "BOOM BOOM!"

2006-01-10 [someelf]: prrrt!! >.> boom boom bad x.x

2006-01-10 [sita14]: *looks confused* Huh???...

2006-01-10 [Angelic nightmares]: O.o

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: BOOM BOOM = fireworks XD

2006-01-10 [Angelic nightmares]: Oh. I knew that. -feels dumb-

2006-01-10 [someelf]: :3

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: *grins* We have here at work of my own storage but we forgot it so didn't have any for new years o.o

2006-01-10 [someelf]: *pets* next year >.>

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: *nods* I know SNIFF! <.< >.>

2006-01-10 [someelf]: .> i'm sniff, yes?

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: That too but in this case it was me sniffing cause of I didn't get to go BOOM BOOM! <.< >.>

2006-01-10 [someelf]: :3 *hates your boom-boom* x.x

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: *sniffs more* ;_;

2006-01-10 [someelf]: bwehehehehe o.o *pets*

2006-01-10 [sita14]: okay...*thinks to self "crazy people"*

2006-01-10 [KnightAngel]: *nods* You got that right XP

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